Four Old Broads

  • Written By: Leslie Kimbell
  • Directed By: Lee Dittman
  • Auditions: December 9 & 10
  • Show: March 5 – 22
  • Summary: Retired burlesque queen Beatrice Shelton desperately needs a vacation – and NOT another trip up to Helen, Georgia to see that “precious little German village for the umpteenth time.” A Sassy Seniors Cruise through the Caribbean may be just the ticket if she can just convince her best friend, Eaddy Mae Clayton, to stop praying and go with her. Unfortunately, things have not been very pleasant at Magnolia Place Assisted Living since Nurse Pat Jones began working there. The newest resident, Imogene Fletcher, is suddenly losing her memory. Maude Jenkins is obsessed with her favorite soap opera and planning her own funeral. Sam Smith, retired Elvis impersonator, keeps trying to bed every woman in the building. A mystery unfolds with laughter as the gals try to outsmart the evil Nurse Pat Jones and figure out why so many residents have been moved to “the dark side,” what exactly IS that mysterious pill, and what happened to Doctor Head? Hilarity ensues as Imogene goes undercover and Maude enters the Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Pageant to throw Pat off their trail. If they can solve the mystery, they may make it to the cruise ship after all.
  • Reviews: “If The Golden Girls was rebooted today, it would look much like Four Old Broads, a clever geriatric comedy.” – Carolina Curtain Call
  • Cast: 1 Man, 6 Women

    BEATRICE SHELTON – A former burlesque star with an attitude – Senior Citizen
    EADDY MAE CLAYTON – A former nurse and “religious” lady – Senior Citizen
    IMOGENE FLETCHER – The newest resident at Magnolia Place – Senior Citizen 
    PAT JONES – A rude and pushy nurse – 40s–50s 
    MAUDE JENKINS – A funeral and soap opera obsessed frump – Senior Citizen
    SAM SMITH – Retired Elvis impersonator and Casanova – Senior Citizen 
    RUBY SUE BENNETT – A quiet, romance novel loving nurse – 30s

2020 Auditions

Trouble at the Tropicabana:
The Musical

Directed by: Debbi Friend

Auditions: February 3 & 4

Show: April 9 – 26

Cast: 10 (3M, 6F, 1E)

 

‘Til Beth Do Us Part

Directed By: Toni Creed

Auditions: March 9 & 10

Show: May 14 – May 31

Cast: 6 (2M, 4F)

 

LUV

Directed By: Karrie Jones

Audition Dates: January 13 & 14

Show: July 9 – 26

Cast: 3 (2M, 1F)

 

Sandy Toes & Salty Kisses

Directed by: Norma Bean

Auditions: June 1 & 2

Show: August 13 – 30

Cast: 7 (3M, 4F)

 

The Outsider

Directed By: Sonia Smith

Auditions: July 13 & 14

Show: Sept. 17 – Oct. 4

Cast: 7 (4M, 3F)

 

ELF:
The Musical

Directed by: Lee Dittman

Auditions: August 17 & 18

Show: Nov. 19 – Dec. 13

Cast: 11 + Ensemble